Category Archives: Satire
Posts that are intended to be taken literally.
1.) Thou shall use your real name and not haveth a middle name like “Billy$LadY”
2.) Thou shalt not “share, re-tweet, or repost” more than 2 posts per day. No one has time for that.
3.) Thou doesn’t needeth to write a paragraph when a sentence will do.
4.) Thou will not send calls directly to thy voicemail –
See the rest at at: http://acstechnologies.com/blog/?p=5763&preview=true#sthash.SuvUMMET.dpuf
10 Digital Commandments
- Thou shalt return text messages.
- Thou shalt not creep on the profile of your neighbor, your neighbor’s wife, or neighbor’s children.
- Thou shalt not take excessive pictures of your food.
You should read the rest. It’s funny