Category Archives: Satire

Posts that are intended to be taken literally.

10 More Digital Commandments

1.) Thou shall use your real name and not haveth a middle name like “Billy$LadY”

2.) Thou shalt not “share, re-tweet, or repost” more than 2 posts per day. No one has time for that.

3.) Thou doesn’t needeth to write a paragraph when a sentence will do.

4.) Thou will not send calls directly to thy voicemail -

See the rest at at: http://acstechnologies.com/blog/?p=5763&preview=true#sthash.SuvUMMET.dpuf

10 Digital Commandments

10 Digital Commandments

  1. Thou shalt return text messages.
  2. Thou shalt not creep on the profile of your neighbor, your neighbor’s wife, or neighbor’s children.
  3. Thou shalt not take excessive pictures of your food.

You should read the rest. It’s funny

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God doesn’t exist. #justkiddin’ Happy April Fool’s Day

God doesn’t exist. #justkiddin’ Happy April Fool’s Day

Fools say to themselves, “There is no God.” Psalm 14:1

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